Why are the most embarrassing items placed next to the pharmacy at Rite Aid including but nit limited to feminine hygiene and reproductive health products? So those waiting in line for rx can observe you. And yes, they do watch what you are buying. I know I do when I’m in line. Nice work Rite Aid.
That awkward moment when you walk into a public bathroom and accidentally make eye contract with the person that is pooping through the crack in the door
While Googling something about ear infections, I learned that a lot of people have ears that smell like cheese.
Black Friday thought: Sooooo I need toilet paper. But I wouldn’t go near a store no matter what today. Really I don’t want to go near one until after mid-January. Thanks a lot, ya buttholes.
The coldest place in the world? The bathroom floor.
Too. Many. Puppies. This is real. I saw it at the movie theater and promptly ran away from this terror.
It’s that magical time of year where children’s eyes light up, where grown-ups put aside their differences, where music rings out in the streets. Why yes, it is electric blanket time.
Huuuuuularious
People post extremely personal and odd things on FB. It makes me nervous. I need an adult.
To go along with my earlier post, people are also insane on FB. I feel even more nervous and need two adults.
And you magically become smarter! And god knows everyone needs help with that.
This is the best thing I have read in a long time. And shows us why people need to read some fucking books. http://literallyunbelievable.org/
What I am holding here is a tiny glass hand found in my box or Christmas ornaments. I have checked all of my “people” ornaments and no one is missing a hand. Is someone trying to threaten me? Mission accomplish. I feel scared.
Newer phones have voice recognition on them. So you can say stuff and your phone will do it. You can even say your texts out loud and it types for you. Good thing that has never been done before. Imagine it! Talking out loud back and forth to one another via a phone!
While watching an HP Ultrabook commercial, I learned that a particular DJ is deaf, but can still create music because he can feel the beat. Then he proceeds to play some Dub Step. It all makes sense to me now. Dub Step is so disgustingly awful because it was created by a deaf guy! Ohhhhh!
Reeeeeally want this: http://www.happyplace.com/19777/the-most-disgustingly-extravagant-holiday-gift-of-the-year